Fan of the Week

WHEN DID YOU FIRST HEAR AEROSMITH? 
1976 at the impressionable age of 13. I heard Sweet E on the radio and was mesmerized. I was an extremely sheltered child and "that type of music" was not allowed in our home so I would sit in the car for hours just hoping they'd play some Aero. (I was too naive to know you could call and request a song.) I had no idea what they looked like until I caught them on the Midnight Special at a friends house. WOW! TALK ABOUT OVERLOAD! Stevens lips were lust at first sight. Their androgynous style of dress, gypsy scarves hanging from the microphones and close physical interaction were darn near pornographic. 

FAVORITE SONG:
It involves a water bottle. Need I say more? A true fan will know! 

FAVORITE AEROSMITH MOMENT:
Fulfilling my life long dream of touching the lips of Steven Tyler. He puckered up and allowed me to trace his lips with my finger for what seemed like an eternity. Cigarette anyone? 

FUNNIEST AERO STORY:
I asked him to sign my tattoo. As I slid my pants down my bum revealed a 5x7 picture of him standing a the microphone singing. It is very realistic and truly a work of art. He was so impressed by it and had such a strong reaction to it that he insisted on having his photographer take a picture of it. I gave him a picture of it that I had brought with me but he had an idea of his own. I like to call it my "Tyler Threesome!" 

FAVORITE LYRIC:
I got terminal uniqueness. I'm an egocentric man. I get caught up in my freakness, but i ain't no Peter Pan. 

TELL US ABOUT YOURSELF:
I'm a 46 y/o midwest gal with long legs and naturally curly hair. I'm uninhibited, unpredictable, and comfortable in my own skin. I love a challenge. I 'm high on life without drugs or alcohol. I've been a vegetarian since the age of 5. I don't eat anything that had a face. I manage a medical practice, volunteer at my children's school and love to ride my bike. I have a sophomore, a second grader and a 24 year marriage that is still going strong. We plan to ride the Pacific Coast Highway for our 25th. 

FAVORITE WAY TO RELAX:
Aero in my ears, sunshine in my eyes, wind in my hair, back reclined and vibration under my tailbone creating a slow, low moan: Otherwise know as A MOTORCYCLE RIDE WHILE WEARING AN IPOD!   Gotcha!!!!!!
 
FAVORITE BREAKFAST: 
The one I ate on the morning of June 10, 2009. The day I met Steven and Joe backstage. 

WORDS OF WISDOM:
Monogamy is like square dancing. Learn to do-si-do or you'll end up changing partners.  (do-si-do: two people who approach each other, circle back to back and return to their partners without touching.)