Contests

Jenniffer Safer

Terry Kopinak

Lord of Thigh

Patty Barret

Sarah Ping

Matt Pescott

Pam

Missy McDonald

Rebecca James

Joanna

Adam Edwards

Angel M.

Jill Schreiber

Alice Murphy Galbreath

Georgette Patenaude:

You know Zeppelin and Skynyrd, Pink Floyd and The Who,
Hendrix and Kiss, The Doors and U2...
but do you recall, the best rock and roll band of all....
Aerosmith the rock and roll icons has Steve, Joe, Tom, Joey and Brad,
and every time we hear them play, we can't help but get real glad.
All of the other rock bands try to sing and play like them,
they just can't face that Aerosmith are the most precious gem.
Then one starry tour night, Steven jumped out on the stage to say when his fans came into sight;
"How 'bout we take the next 2 hours to rock your world tonight!"
then the crowd went crazy as the band rocked and played with glee...
Aerosmith the rock and roll icons, you guys will go down in history!-Georgette Patenaude

robin robeau:

twas the night before xmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring not even a mouse.all the kiddies were asleep in their beds with visions of rockers danced in thier heads.the stocking were hung by the chimney with care hoping to be filled with aerosmith tickets..while out on the roof there arose such a clatter.i sprung to the window to see what was the matter.then i heard a sound so sweet it was the thunderous sound of 5 hot rockers.they were dressed in jeans and and just as cool as could be.they wasted not a minute but went right to rocking the house.they rocked til the last note was played then with a wink and a smile went on to the next. i heard them as they left yell merry christmas to all and a rocking new year.....robin robeau

Michael Gunter:

Twas the night before Christmas and all through Aero fan's houses, not a creature was stirring, not even the mouses. But up North there was a problem, or so it is said, that Santa was very sick and was ordered to bed. He thought long and hard on who could fulfill his yearly chore. Then it came to him that Aerosmith was on a break from their Rockin' The Joint tour. So he sent out his elves and at the North Pole they did gather. Steven went to Santa's bedside and asked, "What the hell's the matter?" Santa told them all of his plight and that he hoped they would take his midnight flight. It was then that Steven, with a twinkle in his eye, said to the rest of the band, "What do you say, let's give the jolly old man a hand?" Joey looked at Brad, Brad looked at Tom and Tom looked at Joe, they shook their heads in harmony and off into Santa's sled they did go. Steven was entrusted with the naughty and nice list so he broke out his pen, as the band broke into the song, I'm Back In The Saddle Again. Steven recognized a few of the names that were naughty and turned them into nice then Joe lit up a cigar while they crossed the polar ice. They decided to make their first stop the house of David Geffen and Steven knocked on the door yelling, "Hey David, let me the F' in." Suddenly they heard a voice, "you're supposed to use the chimney you fool." Joe asked, "where that came from," and Brad said, "It came from that reindeer with all the drool." So since the house was dark and everyone was asleep, they looked up to the roof and Joey said, "Boy is that sucker steep." They all jumped back in the sled and landed it on the roof. They slid one by one down the chimney and walked passed by the bottle of 100 proof. Joey and Tom snuck off into the kitchen and when they turned on the light to find a huge holiday feast they exclaimed, "This is bitchin'!" Joey proceeded to rip off two turkey legs and replace them with his drumsticks. Then Tom took a bowlful of stuffing and replaced it with some guitar picks. But they both loved dessert and spotted something with a gleem in their eye, so they also grabbed the fresh apple pie. Brad and Joe were amazed at the presents already under the tree. Brad started to shuffle though the presents as he said, "I wonder if any of these are for me." Joe started to laugh and joined in the fun. Finally Steven made it down with all the presents and said, "Where the hell is everyone?" Joe said, "I'm over here shakin' my present, shakin' my present. Shake, shake, shake, shake, shakin' my present." Then Steven came up behind Joe and whacked him with a stuffed pheasant. Feathers flew everywhere and Joe stumbled into the tree. The whole thing fell over and Brad laughed with glee. They were all startled as a light was turned on from the second floor. Forgetting they came down the chimney, they all scurried out the back door. As the door slammed shut they realized what they had done and when they looked up to the roof there they saw the jolly old fat one. Santa said he was feeling better and hoped their time helping him was merry. Steven said, "Yes Santa it was. But if you get any complaints, blame it on Joe F'in Perry." The outside lights soon came on and a dash for the airport they did make. They hopped on the first plane back home they could take. So if you looked outside that night, and saw a plane flying in the midnight sky, it could have been Aerosmith laughing all the way home eating David Geffin's turkey legs, stuffing and apple pie.-Michael Gunter

Jenniffer Horwich